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Pride & Prejudice in Emoticons

This is lelola's fault because she said, "PRIDE & PREJUDICE IS AWESOME WITH EMOTICONS!"

To which I can only respond, YES, YES IT IS.


Pride & Prejudice: a drama in triple i parts, as told by Yahoo!Emoticons.

PART I:

~Longbourne~

Bingley: :-h
Darcy: :|

Meryton: [-O<
Mrs Bennet: $-)
Mr Bennet: :-j

Jane: :&quot;>
Bingley: :x

Darcy: L-)
Lizzie: 8-|
Darcy: :-?
Lizzie: :))
Darcy: :|

Wickham: ;;)
Lizzie: ;;)
Lydia: ;;)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: =;
Darcy: :-w

~Proposal the First~

Mr Collins: :-B
Lizzie: :-@
Mr Collins: [-O<
Lizzie: :-&
Charlotte: :-?
Mr Collins: *-:)
Charlotte: :>
Lizzie: #-o

Bingley: :-h
Jane: =((


PART DOUBLE I:

~at Kent~

Lady Catherine: [-)
Collins: ^:)^
Darcy: :|
Lizzie: /:)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: :-??

~Proposal the Second~

Darcy: [-O<
Lizzie: :-O
Darcy: [-)
Lizzie: /:)
Darcy: [-X
Lizzie: %-(
Darcy: :-<
Lizzie: ~X(
Darcy: >:D<
Lizzie: =;
Darcy: @-)
Lizzie: X(
Darcy: :-t
Lizzie: b-(


PART TRIPLE I:

~at Derbyshire~

Darcy: :-<
Lizzie: :-?

Pemberley: (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Lizzie: :-S
Darcy: :)
Lizzie: :)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: ;;)
(Georgiana, the Gardiners, & millions of obsessed Austenites throughout the generations: \o/)

~a letter arrives~

Wickham: >:)
Lydia: 8-}
Lizzie: :((
Darcy: :| :-h
Lizzie: :(

~meanwhile, in London~

Darcy:
Wickham:
Darcy:
Lydia: <:-P

~at Longbourne again~

The Bennets:
Lizzie: 8->

Lady Catherine: 8-X
Lizzie: #-o
Lady Catherine: ~X(
Lizzie: =;

Bingley: :-h
Darcy: :|
Jane: :-S
Lizzie: :-S
The Bennets:
Bingley: :x
Jane: :x
The Bennets:
Darcy: :-S
Lizzie: ;;)?

~Proposal the Third~

Darcy: @};-
Lizzie: :&quot;>
Jane: :-??
Mr Bennet: /:)
Mrs Bennet: $-)!
Lady Catherine: >:P
Readers: [-O<

~The Ending~

Darcy: :x
Lizzie: :x
Jane Austen: ;))
Humanity in general: ^:)^
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