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Pride & Prejudice in Emoticons
This is [info]lelola's fault because she said, "PRIDE & PREJUDICE IS AWESOME WITH EMOTICONS!"

To which I can only respond, YES, YES IT IS.


Pride & Prejudice: a drama in triple i parts, as told by Yahoo!Emoticons.

PART I:

~Longbourne~

Bingley: :-h
Darcy: :|

Meryton: [-O<
Mrs Bennet: $-)
Mr Bennet: :-j

Jane: :">
Bingley: :x

Darcy: L-)
Lizzie: 8-|
Darcy: :-?
Lizzie: :))
Darcy: :|

Wickham: ;;)
Lizzie: ;;)
Lydia: ;;)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: =;
Darcy: :-w

~Proposal the First~

Mr Collins: :-B
Lizzie: :-@
Mr Collins: [-O<
Lizzie: :-&
Charlotte: :-?
Mr Collins: *-:)
Charlotte: :>
Lizzie: #-o

Bingley: :-h
Jane: =((


PART DOUBLE I:

~at Kent~

Lady Catherine: [-)
Collins: ^:)^
Darcy: :|
Lizzie: /:)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: :-??

~Proposal the Second~

Darcy: [-O<
Lizzie: :-O
Darcy: [-)
Lizzie: /:)
Darcy: [-X
Lizzie: %-(
Darcy: :-<
Lizzie: ~X(
Darcy: >:D<
Lizzie: =;
Darcy: @-)
Lizzie: X(
Darcy: :-t
Lizzie: b-(


PART TRIPLE I:

~at Derbyshire~

Darcy: :-<
Lizzie: :-?

Pemberley: (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Lizzie: :-S
Darcy: :)
Lizzie: :)
Darcy: ;;)?
Lizzie: ;;)
(Georgiana, the Gardiners, & millions of obsessed Austenites throughout the generations: \o/)

~a letter arrives~

Wickham: >:)
Lydia: 8-}
Lizzie: :((
Darcy: :| :-h
Lizzie: :(

~meanwhile, in London~

Darcy:
Wickham:
Darcy:
Lydia: <:-P

~at Longbourne again~

The Bennets:
Lizzie: 8->

Lady Catherine: 8-X
Lizzie: #-o
Lady Catherine: ~X(
Lizzie: =;

Bingley: :-h
Darcy: :|
Jane: :-S
Lizzie: :-S
The Bennets:
Bingley: :x
Jane: :x
The Bennets:
Darcy: :-S
Lizzie: ;;)?

~Proposal the Third~

Darcy: @};-
Lizzie: :">
Jane: :-??
Mr Bennet: /:)
Mrs Bennet: $-)!
Lady Catherine: >:P
Readers: [-O<

~The Ending~

Darcy: :x
Lizzie: :x
Jane Austen: ;))
Humanity in general: ^:)^



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[info]portkey
2009-11-16 08:28 pm UTC (link)
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT.

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:39 am UTC (link)

Haha, thank you :DDDD

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[info]lelola
2009-11-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
I AM HAPPY TO TAKE THE BLAME FOR THIS.

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:40 am UTC (link)

=;

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[info]arboretum
2009-11-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
lolol

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:40 am UTC (link)

this comment is so pleasing!

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[info]regicidaldwarf
2009-11-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
THAT IS AMAZING OH MY GOD. :D

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:41 am UTC (link)

YES, YES, IT TAKES CONSIDERABLE TALENT TO CLICK THE YAHOO!EMOTICON SCRIPT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, LET ME TELL YOU.

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[info]jorajo
2009-11-16 08:52 pm UTC (link)
THAT IS THE BEST TELLING OF P&P I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:41 am UTC (link)

hahaha, \o/ TOMORROW, I SHALL ATTEMPT ULYSSES

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(no subject) - [info]mrmeval, 2010-01-08 12:12 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sanalith
2009-11-16 08:58 pm UTC (link)
OMG THAT IS WONDERFUL AND I AM TOTALLY GOING TO FORCE MY ENTIRE F-LIST TO COME SEE THIS!!!!

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:42 am UTC (link)

awwwww, thank you very much, miss! >:D<

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[info]discipuladc
2009-11-16 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:43 am UTC (link)

ahaha, your icon is hilarious. WHAT GEORGETTE HEYER SAW THROUGH THE KEYHOLE!

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[info]wcg
2009-11-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
This has provided an elegant sufficiency of amusement for my afternoon. Delighted.

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:43 am UTC (link)

any time, sir! *bows*

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[info]seneska
2009-11-16 09:14 pm UTC (link)
That is purest genius. I should bottle that up and get muses to feed it to me.

I do actually feel sorry for Darcy a lot during this book. I mean, he doesn't realise he's being a prat until it's too late and then just as things start perking up for him it all goes to hell again.

xx

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:49 am UTC (link)

Well, i think partially it's a testament to Austen's powers of caricature that he's so sympathetic that we don't hate him despite what is really a display of abominable manners on several occasions. She's able to show him so totally transformed so quickly that you know he wasn't actually ever intentionally mean, just REALLY CLUELESS. Also i think he must have been terribly introverted, because a lot of his behavior can be chalked up to shyness, which isn't always such a flaw in this world considering what a spectacle most of the extroverts make of themselves. :D

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(no subject) - [info]snaky_poet, 2010-02-17 08:34 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]breathingbooks
2009-11-16 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Here via [info]sanalith. This is AMAZING. :D

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 04:49 am UTC (link)

haha, thank you! :D I'm so happy you got a laugh out of it!

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[info]wildebeth
2009-11-16 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I...I...I love this. O____O

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[info]frostheavens
2009-11-16 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Totally adding to memories. Pest P&P synopsis yet.

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[info]laura_iskra
2009-11-16 10:20 pm UTC (link)
amazing!

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[info]kuteki
2009-11-16 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, that was amazing!

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[info]rose_biancheria
2009-11-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Omg this is fucking fantastic. I love it.

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[info]elenitax
2009-11-16 11:05 pm UTC (link)
awesome! funniest thing I've ever seen!

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[info]froggie
2009-11-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh my actual fucking god. IT'S PERFECT.

I WANT THIS IN BOOK FORM DAMMIT.

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 12:03 am UTC (link)

I just realized that Bingley's ENTIRE PART is :-h, I am so pleased

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[info]evercourant
2009-11-16 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Aja this is kind of really true and awesome but I must point out the sad lack of Darcy/Wickham porn and just general presence of Wickham in general

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 12:01 am UTC (link)

you know there are times where... Wickham actually isn't in the book. :/

I mean i'm not trying to say that -- I just. think that he... you know, I mean, sometimes he's not actually there. In the book, I mean. I'm just saying.

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[info]mariannec
2009-11-17 12:24 am UTC (link)

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[info]furloughday
2009-11-17 12:40 am UTC (link)
AHAHAAA

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[info]twig_tea
2009-11-17 12:42 am UTC (link)
dude i loved this so hard i had to tell you even though i'm on the wii which means typing this is the most arduous thing ever aaaagh! it's like 1 wpm over here. but srsly so much love *_*

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 12:46 am UTC (link)

I NEED TO FLAIL WITH YOU OVER THE LATEST EPISODE OF BONES, OH MY GOD, I AM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW AND I AM SORRY TO TAX YOUR WII BUT SFKLJSFJSDSFSDJKLJ MR NIGEL MURRAY!!!!!!!! CHEF GORDON -GORDON!!!!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEETS!!! GORDON/BOOTH! GORDON/SWEETS! SWEETS/BOOTH! SWEETS/BOOTH/GORDON!!!!!! ONE CANNOT DENY THE FEMURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]nicocoer
2009-11-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
THIS IS AWESOME MUST SHARE WITH UNIVERSE.

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[info]zoesque
2009-11-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
oh my god i started out making note of my favourite parts but then they ALL became my favourite parts and this is madness, aja, what have you done

but i think if i have to pick

Darcy: :-t

just

the mental image

i can't even

you magnificent creature

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[info]bookshop
2009-11-17 01:12 am UTC (link)

:-*

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[info]blindmouse
2009-11-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
Oh my god this is awesome :DDDDDDD

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[info]phasera
2009-11-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
i.... this. you. it is.

♥!!!!!!

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