Top Ten Reasons You Cannot Run Away to New York:
1) no money
2) no housing
3) no credit.
4) no job when you get there.
5) you have to work over spring break.
6) no college degree.
7) your computer is dying and you have to fix it before you can do extravagant things like pay off student loans, run off to new york, or eat.
8) you can't afford to fly and you are not taking the bus to Port Authority again. *shudder*
9) no credit.
10) if you ran away to new york on the basis of a movie like Hitch you'd never forgive yourself. If you're going to run away to New York, do it because of a real New York movie. Like Taxi Driver.