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@ 2005-07-12 02:28:00
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Entry tags:^_^, chats, crack, gay serial killers, tenipuri

Another Huge Scary Anime Post
Have been having several conversations of late about Fuji, and why Fuji's wild popularity is such a puzzlement to me, and why I find nearly all Fuji ships kind of insanely WTF.

But! No more! I have finally made my peace with Fuji, because I have finally gained a perfect handle on his character.

[info]orphne: ATOBE SO GAY
[info]orphne: BUT NOT AS GAY AS MIZUKI
[info]bookshop: NOTHING IS AS GAY AS MIZUKI
[info]bookshop: Possibly fuji
[info]bookshop: in a creepy gay serial killer way

Fuji, the Creepy Gay Serial Killer. A Speculation in 3 parts, complete with shocking twister ending.

Note: To understand what we mean by "CHINK!" Please see this lovely comment by [info]darkeyedwolf.

Part 1. A History of Evil.

[info]orphne: I'M SURE AKATSU WILL PLAY AGAIN EVENTUALLY
[info]orphne: OR MAYBE HE'LL TAKE UP SUSHI MAKING
[info]orphne: AND HE AND TAKA-SAN COULD RUN THE RESTAURANT TOGETHER
[info]orphne: AND MAKE THE BEST SUSHI EVER
[info]orphne: AND THEY COULD CUDDLE
[info]bookshop: AKSFAJSKFAS
[info]bookshop: YES
[info]bookshop: AND FUJI WOULD COME OVER SOMETIME
[info]bookshop: AND GLARE AT AKUTSU
[info]bookshop: LIKE THIS: ^_^
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]bookshop: CANON IS FULL OF ONE-SIDED FUJI/TAKA
[info]bookshop: AND ONE-SIDED FUJI/TEZUKA
[info]bookshop: AND ONE-SIDED FUJI/YU--
[info]bookshop: FUJI IS SO TOTALLY A CREEPY GAY STALKER.
[info]orphne: HE IS
[info]bookshop: HE IS.
[info]bookshop: ^_^
[info]bookshop: *SCREAMS*
[info]orphne: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[info]bookshop: RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE
[info]bookshop: YOU HEAR
[info]bookshop: *CHINK*
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
[info]bookshop: I love pot
[info]orphne: I haven't noticed
[info]orphne: maybe you should make a lj post about it

~~~~~

[info]bookshop: i am torn about whether i ship fuji/yuuta or mizuki/yuuta
[info]orphne: I like mizuki/yuuta more
[info]bookshop: on the one hand, mizuki
[info]orphne: on the other hand ^_^
[info]bookshop: hlksjadf;sfajf
[info]orphne: fuji is really very creepy
[info]bookshop: he really really is.
[info]bookshop: like i almost don't think i can watch him any more
[info]bookshop: between him always going ^_^ and *CHINK* in the anime
[info]bookshop: and fandom turning him into like some sort of fanon!god
[info]orphne: I know
[info]bookshop: and constantly marrying him off to tezuka
[info]orphne: I KNOW
[info]bookshop: sdfasasklj wtf don't they fear for tezuka's life?
[info]bookshop: IN THE ANIME
[info]bookshop: FUJI IS LIKE
[info]bookshop: "Tezuka, you seem to be looking at Echizen. ^_^"
[info]bookshop: *DIE*
[info]orphne: haahahahahaha
[info]bookshop: "kirihara, using my mysterious x-ray vision i noticed you banged echizen in the knee. ^_^"
[info]bookshop: *DIE*
[info]orphne: hahahahahahah
[info]bookshop: "Mizuki, i just want to be clear about something ^_^"
[info]orphne: LIKE HOW DOES HE KNOW IT'S KIRIHARA?
[info]bookshop: *CHINK*
[info]orphne: HAHAHAAHHAHA
[info]bookshop: HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?
[info]bookshop: HE HAS SPIDEY SENSE?
[info]orphne: HE'S SO CREEPY
[info]bookshop: HE REALLY IS. AND IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE EVERY TIME HE TALKS TO YUUTA HE IS INVITING HIM TO BED
[info]orphne: BECAUSE HE PROBABLY IS
[info]bookshop: HE IS.
[info]orphne: WHY DO YOU THINK YUUTA DECIDED TO GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL?
[info]bookshop: AKLSJFALSKJF
[info]orphne: HE PROBABLY THINKS MIZUKI IS COMPLETELY NORMAL
[info]orphne: MIZUKI IS PROBABLY A SAINT COMPARED TO FUJI
[info]bookshop: WE NEVER SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE BULLIES IN THAT FLASHBACK SCENE
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
[info]bookshop: FUJI: *holds arms out* ^_^
[info]orphne: CHINK
[info]bookshop: *CHINK*
[info]orphne: HSDKFJLDSFKJS
[info]orphne: THEY ARE PROBABLY DEAD
[info]bookshop: THEY ARE
[info]orphne: OR HORRIBLY MUTILATED
[info]bookshop: I AM SURE THEY ARE BURIED IN THE FUJIS' BACK YARD
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHA

II. Domestic Violence.

[info]bookshop: I AM PICTURING TEZUKA SFJAS;KFLS
[info]bookshop: MARRIED TO FUJI
[info]bookshop: ASFJ;ASKJF;SF
[info]orphne: a;dlkjfalfkjdlfja
[info]bookshop: MAKING PHONE CALLS FROM THE BASEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
[info]bookshop: WITH HIS HAND OVER THE RECEIVER
[info]bookshop: "I CAN'T TALK LONG. I THINK I HEAR HIM WAKING UP."
[info]orphne: OR BEING LIKE, "FUJI, ARE YOU PLANTING A NEW TREE IN THE GARDEN"
[info]orphne: AND FUJI BEING ALL ^_^
[info]bookshop: ASFJAS;JF
[info]orphne: OR FUJI BEING ^_^ LET'S INVITE YUUTA OVER
[info]orphne: ^_^ THE GUEST ROOM IS MESSY, SO HE SHOULD STAY IN OUR BED
[info]bookshop: OR ^_^ YOU KNOW THE COWORKER YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY? ^_^
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHA
[info]orphne: *CHINK*
[info]bookshop: OUR NICE NEW NEIGHBORS WERE OVER TODAY. THEY HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS ^_^
[info]orphne: HE PROBABLY SAYS THAT SENTENCE EVERY COUPLE MONTHS
[info]bookshop: YOU INVITED OISHI AND EIJI OVER WITHOUT ASKING ME? ^_^ HOW NICE
[info]orphne: CHINK

[info]bookshop: I really want to write fuji as a gay serial killer now.
[info]orphne: Oh Aja
[info]orphne: I think I'm starting to love Fuji now
[info]bookshop: i think i am starting to make my peace with him.
[info]bookshop: if i can just see him as a tennis prodigy by day, psycho killer by night, it all falls into place.
[info]bookshop: though really
[info]bookshop: sticking tezuka with fuji is the only way to keep him safe!
[info]bookshop: tezuka: *plays atobe*
[info]bookshop: CHINK
[info]bookshop: tezuka: *plays sanada*
[info]bookshop: CHINK
[info]orphne: hahahahahahahaahah
[info]bookshop: though in his jealousy he certainly would sneak into yukimura's sick room
[info]bookshop: and smother him with a pillow or something
[info]bookshop: undo all his life support
[info]orphne: and Yukimura would just smile serenely
[info]bookshop: "sorry to trouble you "
[info]bookshop: ^_^
[info]orphne: ^_^ do not trouble yourself over it
[info]orphne: *CHINK*
[info]bookshop: ^_^ it was my pleasure
[info]bookshop: tezuka: *starts to suspect something*
[info]bookshop: ryoma: will you play me, buchou?
[info]bookshop: tezuka: NO!
[info]bookshop: YOU MUST NEVER ASK ME THAT AGAIN.

[info]bookshop: i now find it hard to believe this characterization isn't canon.
[info]bookshop: *adds it to interests*
[info]orphne: perhaps this is why everyone loves Tezuka/Fuji?
[info]orphne: maybe I have just been missing all the serial!killer!Fuji fics
[info]bookshop: i daresay it will catch on quickly.
[info]bookshop: i can't figure out how to get "hearing chink! right before you die" to fit. alas.
[info]orphne: hahahahahaahah
[info]orphne: or maybe ^_^ CHINK!

Part Three. The Shocking Twist.

[info]bookshop: ORPHNE
[info]bookshop: DJFKASJKFSF
[info]bookshop: IS THIS YOU? ASDFJKLASJFSJASFKSLF
[info]bookshop: THAT AJSFDKLDLJAJFFKAFJL
[info]bookshop: OH NO
[info]orphne: SKDJFLSDKLAJL:kdajflajf;ajfdlkajfa;fjkla;f
[info]bookshop: *LOOKS OUTSIDE*
[info]bookshop: SKFJSKJFSKLSLSJKLSAJJSFSF
[info]orphne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[info]bookshop: *LOCKS DOOR*
[info]orphne: HAHAHAAHHAHAKLDJFLSKJFl;akldajfla
[info]bookshop: DFSAFDJLKSAJFLKSAJFLKSAKSA
[info]orphne: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[info]bookshop: FUJI SAW.
[info]bookshop: WHAT IF HE IS CHECKING MY INTEREST LIST RIGHT NOW
[info]bookshop: ASJFDKLJASKLJFSKALJFKASL
[info]bookshop: NOT THAT IT WILL LAST LONG AFTER I AM DEAD
[info]orphne: HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[info]orphne: DON'T WORRY, I WILL KEEP IT UP FOR YOU
[info]orphne: EVEN AFTER FUJI CHINKS YOU, YOU WILL STILL LIVE ON
[info]bookshop: BUT WHAT IF FUJI COMES AFTER YOU NEXT
[info]orphne: I AM YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND
[info]bookshop: you are the wisecracking sidekick. you are always the next to go. ^_^



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[info]mmmdraco
2005-07-12 07:40 am UTC (link)
>_< Oh god, the crack!

Nooooo! Don't chink me, Fuji. Noooo!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 07:51 am UTC (link)

*HIDES BENEATH PILLOWS*

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[info]yourpoison
2005-07-12 07:47 am UTC (link)
finally, you see the glory of TezuFuji ^_^
Or do you? ^_^

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 07:52 am UTC (link)

*SCREAMS*

DO NOT MOCK MY TERROR SDFJASFAJSKF

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[info]yourpoison
2005-07-12 07:58 am UTC (link)
...this makes me yearn for a Fuji icon ^_^

He is like the Mona Lisa, in a way. ^_^

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 08:00 am UTC (link)

Yeah, EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE *KILLS PEOPLE.* SFLJSJFSALKFASJF

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[info]yourpoison
2005-07-12 08:02 am UTC (link)
You never know about the Mona Lisa ^_^

It's all about the Arte ^_^

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[info]wednesdayschild
2005-07-12 09:16 am UTC (link)
aosidflhjaskdhlfb *DEAD*

(either of laughter, or BECAUSE FUJI MURDERED ME AS A RESULT OF YOUR POST, WHICH IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE...)

Also, I'm sorry, but Fuji/Tachibana (OTHER THAN FUJI/YUUTA OR FUJI/MIZUKI OR FUJI/ECHIZEN, OR FUJI/YUMIKO) is actually the way to go. THE GRIP TAPE.

... LOVE IN THIS SHOW IS ACTUALLY EXPRESSED WITH GRIP-TAPE :O *epiphany*

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)

YES IT IS. EITHER THROUGH GRIP TAPE OR PLAYING DOUBLES. OR POSSIBLY PHYSICAL ASSAULT.

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[info]i_smile
2005-07-13 06:06 am UTC (link)
...!! I am sorry to butt in on the conversation of two people I don't know at all, but. FUJI/YUMIKO. Does this exist(!)? Yumiko is so woefully underused in fandom.

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[info]samenashi
2005-07-12 09:17 am UTC (link)
Oh A-chan...

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[info]callingamy
2005-07-12 01:50 pm UTC (link)
*blinks* You know that you are evil right? First you lure me into watching House (WHICH I HAVE HUGE CAP LOCKS LOVE FOR!)now you have me wating to see this Anime, shame on you!

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[info]darkeyedwolf
2005-07-12 03:21 pm UTC (link)
AM I THE ONLY ONE HAVING "WITNESS" STORY FLASHBACKS XDDD

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[info]darkeyedwolf
2005-07-12 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Ahaha, I dug it up so you won't think I'm crazy. Just replace "witness" with "^_^ CHINK"

*SPOOKY MUSIC*

I am currently sitting in front of my computer, scared witless. Any moment now I am going to be killed.

Today a friend of mine told me a story.

His aunt had taken care of him since he was a small boy, and she told him last night about how his parents died. He did a very fair imitation of her (I knew them both pretty well):

"They were doing mission work in some nasty little south american country when a man burst into the mission hospital one night, terrified out of his mind. He told them that his sister had been killed by a Muerto blanco, and that he was certain that it was coming for him next. What is a Muerto blanco? Apparently it was some sort of bogey-man, something like that dumb chupacabra or whatever. They called it the White Death or the White Girl, because it was the soul of someone who hated life so much that they came back in their shrouds to kill those who told of them.

The man had been told about the vengeful spirit by his sister hours before her death. It was a girl with dead, black eyes that wept bile. The thing moved without ever actually moving its legs, and it stalked its victims back to their homes. Now, if you weren't already aware that this thing was following you, once it got back to your house, it would start knocking on your door...

Once for you bones, which she'll use to patch her own decaying flesh.

Twice for your muscle, which she'll gnash her teeth on between victimes.

Thrice for your bones, which she'll make knives to pick her teeth and kill her victimes.

Four times for your heart, which she'll wear around her neck.

Five times for your teeth, which she'll polish and keep in a box.

Six times for your eyes, which she'll see the faces of your loved ones through.

Seven times for your soul, which she'll eat whole - you can never pass while you're in her stomach.

She has to repeat this on any mirror or door between you and her.

You can try to outrun her, but she's faster than the fastest man. And if you leave your home while she's knocking on your door, she won't be so courteous when she catches up to you.

Now the man was certain that this thing had killed his sister, that he had tried to tell the police, but they would not listen. Next he had tried to tell his priest, but the priest turned him away when he saw that the thing was following him now - oh, that's right, I forgot about that - it can only get you if you tell someone else about it, or you saw it kill someone else. The man, after finishing his tale, stole a car from the mission, and was never seen again."

Apparently his mother and father had immediately called his aunt about this when it happened. They were found in the morning, skinned and dismembered. Their bodies were covered in tiny, child-like handprints."

His aunt was really drunk the night before, and had told him about that. He told me this story early in the morning today at school, before the cops arrived. His aunt had been murdered that night. I called him later that night, and he told me that he was being chased by someone, and now they were knocking on his door. I told him to stop shitting me.

He held the phone away from his face for a minute, and I could hear slow, deliberate knocking. A moment later, I heard the door rip from its hinges and the dying screams of my friend.

I was scared out of mind - I wanted to call the police, but I didn't want to get off the phone in case he wasn't really dead - or worse, just playing with me. I sat there, listening to horrible sounds, then silence.

Then a little girl's voice spoke over the line: "WITNESS." I hung up.

Three minutes ago someone started knocking on my door. She has to knock 28 times on my front door, 28 times on the mirror in the hall, and another 28 times on the door to my bedroom. She's doing it slowly... I think she wants to scare me some more, let me know that my death is just moments away. I will not run - I couldn't get to my car in time anyway. She started knocking on my bedroom door a minute ago, she should be done any moment.

Nice knowing you guys, it's been fuy5





























WITNESS

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[info]worstangel
2005-07-12 04:05 pm UTC (link)
BITCH. IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou.

that was so awesome.

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[info]memlu
2005-07-12 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Shit, I read it again. The last time I read that story I didn't get any sleep for two days. I HATE YOU SO MUCH but also love. CONFLICTED.

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[info]shnazzyshortie
2009-02-11 08:04 am UTC (link)
I don't even know you but I hate you right now ;-;


XD

lol

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[info]svz_insanity
2005-07-12 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Ow. Ow. I was laughing so hard while reading this... because, really. I can picture that happening.

OR BEING LIKE, "FUJI, ARE YOU PLANTING A NEW TREE IN THE GARDEN"

AND FUJI BEING ALL ^_^

Oh wow. Someone please write that so I can die in peace. (Or get murdered by Fuji.) XD

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 08:46 pm UTC (link)

Hahahaha, I sort of really want to write Fuji-cest fic now where Yuuta discovers his brother is a serial killer and just can't bring himself to do much about it because the sex is so good.

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[info]wednesdayschild
2005-07-12 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I WANT YOU TO WRITE THAT TOO, MAN :O

SO DOES FUJI ^_^

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 04:43 am UTC (link)

YOU ARE EVIL TEMPTRESS. *SHIES AWAY FROM FUJI ASDFKAJFLS*

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[info]biscocho
2005-07-12 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Ok, no read for me since I just finished downloading PoT season 1 :D

*runs away and watches now*

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[info]penm
2005-07-12 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Man, I need to start getting more into the POT thing.

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[info]ochibisan
2005-07-12 08:33 pm UTC (link)
You guys are nuts. In a good way.

In my own defense, though, I don't know why everyone thinks Fuji is a god either. I think he's kind of pathetic, actually, but in a really endearingly creepy way. 8D

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-12 08:44 pm UTC (link)
I think he's kind of pathetic, actually, but in a really endearingly creepy way. 8D

I am dying to hear more about this.

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[info]ochibisan
2005-07-13 01:14 am UTC (link)
XDD

well, I dunno? he just doesn't seem to have any good reasons/motivations for the things he does, kind of just doles out self-prescribed justice as he sees fit just because he can? and it's really not justice either so much as it is fuji-syuusuke's-version-of-the-world-as-it-should-be, aka like... mizuki and kirihara die terrible deaths from failure at tennis, or whatever, because they've picked on people he likes (?). (it's no wonder yuuta keeps RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM -- I mean, in all seriousness, fuji, I understand the familial/brotherly [ha!] love and protection business but you're kind of the reason yuuta has run away from home and is now being molested by mizuki every night, you know? 8D) like... fuji's a genius in his own way, I'm sure, but in some respects, he's just a total retard too. 'cause only a total retard would keep provoking people he loves when actually, he just wants them back. (see: yuuta, again.)

then again, I am trulytrulyhonestly of the opinion that any sort of analysis or fanpsychobabble we might like to come up with about the characters of PoT is essentially moot because we think they are about 99999999x deeper and more multi-dimensional than konomi-sensei actually does. I imagine the man is sitting in his studio in japan chortling happily over how much money his totally 1-dimensional and/or strangely inconsistent characters are making him.

*is actually completely in love with pot, please nobody smush me for saying the characters are 1-d, I still love them all*

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-13 01:20 am UTC (link)
more concisely, I think fuji is immature and emotionally (self-)destructive (which I find both stupid and endearing. there, answered the question at last.) and after thinking about it for far longer than is entirely healthy, have come to the conclusion that the only reason he makes so little sense is because konomi-sensei really doesn't care, he kind of just wants fuji to show up and kick people's asses randomly every once in awhile. *cough*

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[info]ochibisan
2005-07-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
and. omg. I'm so sorry for spamming the bejeezus out of your journal. but that was me. why aren't I logged in? :O

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 05:11 am UTC (link)
Edddddddddddddddy. *tugs your sleeve* you are always welcome to spam the bejeezus out of my livejournal. ♥

Okay, I really just love to death everything you said up there, haha--both about Fuji *and* the loveability of all POT's unidimensional characters. I think one of the first comments I made on the show was how I loved EVERYONE on it and hadn't yet met a character that I hated, and knew it was only because the characters were so flat they had no depth but I DIDN'T CARE, because ♥♥♥♥.

(And this is a smush-free journal. *hug* Though possibly not a ^_^ CHINK!-free one. *looks around warily*)

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[info]ochibisan
2005-07-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
^_______________________________^!

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-13 05:57 am UTC (link)
^_^

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 07:02 am UTC (link)

*looks out window again*

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[info]memlu
2005-07-12 10:06 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAMASNd,masdasdasmdna,sd. *dead!* Directed here through [info]darkeyedwolf and completely, utterly, totally head over heels for you in a non-creepy gay serial killer way. Your death will be a great loss to us all.

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 06:18 pm UTC (link)
heeee! Hello! I'm glad you enjoyed! Thanks for stopping by and saying hi! :D

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[info]firedraygon97
2005-07-13 03:57 am UTC (link)
GENIUS, BWAHAHAHA. Got here from [info]svz_insanity. ^^ I really hope one of you writes this into an actual fic. *loves*

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[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 06:18 pm UTC (link)

Heeee. Thanks for saying hello. :D

I really sort of want to write serial killer!Fuji fic now, actually. :D

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[Directed here by darkeyedwolf!]
[info]i_smile
2005-07-13 06:04 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, greatest thing ever!~ (Although it is because he's sweet and creepy and only a few people are able to disarm him that I think he's brilliant and want to pair him up with everyone in the show. ...EXCEPT TEZUKA.) I hope there are serial killer Fuji fics around...!

bookshop: sdfasasklj wtf don't they fear for tezuka's life?
bookshop: IN THE ANIME
bookshop: FUJI IS LIKE
bookshop: "Tezuka, you seem to be looking at Echizen. ^_^"


:DDDD

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Re: [Directed here by darkeyedwolf!]
[info]bookshop
2005-07-13 07:04 am UTC (link)

TEZUKA IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT ECHIZEN. ♥

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[info]bobrhyn
2005-07-15 05:52 am UTC (link)
... OH MY GOD.

GREATEST PRINCE OF TENNIS ANALYSIS EVER.

I will never, NEVER get this out of my brain. OHGOD.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 04:30 pm UTC (link)
^_^



*CHINK!*

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[info]weirdlyyours
2005-09-21 02:15 am UTC (link)
Now every time my friend affectionately calls me a chink, I'm gonna think about this. And laff. And shiver. And laff some more.

^_^ *CHINK*

...:dies laffing:

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[info]kalamitykat
2005-09-21 10:26 am UTC (link)
*directed here by [info]svz_insanity*

You just slayed me.

This was THAT good, yes. I actually cried reading it. Too funny. *adds to memories*

I love this fandom. <3333

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[info]waka_laka
2006-02-21 12:05 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

You win. At everything.

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[info]rolling_scone
2006-03-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
D-E-D. Ded.

But... Fuji actually enjoys drinking Inui's juice... and Inui has this... manic killer laughter and flashing glasses when he talks about his juice-AND HE SMILES TOO! The beetle was just the first victim I tell you!

...connection?

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[info]ikkyuunyuukon
2007-03-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
Haha~ Thats awesome.

Way to abuse the caps lock button.
Poor caps lock. Never had a chance against you. xDD

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[info]shnazzyshortie
2009-02-11 08:06 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHAAH XD I'm sorry I know I'm just random stranger but this was hilarious!

:D thanks more making my day n_n (well, night but w/e)


btw I wanted to ask you first but may I add *chink* to my interests please??

^_^

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[info]bookshop
2009-02-11 12:17 pm UTC (link)

oh, yes, you can do whatever you want! but since 'chink' is also a very offensive racial slur, taken out of context it's probably going to require some kind of explanation!

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[info]shnazzyshortie
2009-02-12 03:12 am UTC (link)
yes, I didn't think of it that way XD

I'll probably think of something and if anything does come up I'll probably link to this (you don't mind do you?)

btw that fitness thing scared the crap out of me ._.

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[info]shnazzyshortie
2009-02-12 03:13 am UTC (link)
*witness

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