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PETER LORRE: A CELEBRATION!

"Acting is a ridiculous profession, unless its part of your soul"




DEAR FRIENDS. THIS IS PETER LORRE.



YA RLY.

PETER LORRE, AS YOU CAN SEE, WAS ONCE A HOTTIE:




TONIGHT I ATTENDED A VIEWING OF FRITZ LANG'S MASTERPIECE M, IN WHICH PETER LORRE GIVES A LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE. I HAVE HAD A LIFELONG CRUSH ON PETER LORRE, AND NATURALLY, SEEING HIM TONIGHT AS A COMPULSIVE SERIAL KILLER PEDOPHILE HAS SET MY HEART ABLAZE WITH PASSION! THEREFORE, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL WHY HE IS MY CRUSH OF THE DAY!

REASONS WHY PETER LORRE SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S C.O.T.D!

1) HE IS A TREMENDOUS ACTOR!

THINGS YOU KNOW MIGHT KNOW HIM FROM INCLUDE ARSENIC AND OLD LACE, THE MALTESE FALCON, AND CASABLANCA! And of course M and other German films, as well as a string of B-movies and horror films. He is a hilarious comedic actor, and an even more powerful dramatic actor. Near the end of his career, he played parodies of character stereotypes he himself had created by being SO DAMN GOOD.




2) HE IS FUNNY-LOOKING: HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS POP-EYES THAT BULGE AND GO WILD AND FRANTIC WITH EASE; TINY WIDE EGGHEAD, RECEDING HAIRLINE, SHORT SQUATTY BUILD.



AND YET HE'S STILL A TOTAL SEXPOT WHO, EVEN WHEN RAVING ABOUT HOW HE CAN'T HELP BUT KILL LITTLE GIRLS, EXUDES A RAW ENERGY AND VITALITY THAT MAKE HIM HOT EVEN WHEN HE'S OLDER AND WRINKLIER.



3) HE'S A HOT FAT GUY! HE STARTED OUT SCRAWNY-



QUICKLY PROGRESSED TO PORTLY-



-AND LATER BECAME ROTUND.



YET DESPITE THIS RAPID PROGRESSION FROM HOTTIE TO TUBBY, HE STILL REMAINED SEXY, ENIGMATIC, AND CHARMING:




4) AND OF COURSE LET'S NOT FORGET, THE MOST IMPORTANT FEATURE ONE'S CRUSH CAN HAVE:



HE PLAYS TABLE TENNIS! IT CLEARLY MAKES HIM VERY HAPPY TOO. LOOK AT THAT SMILE!



AND THUS ENDS THE REASONS WHY PETER LORRE SHOULD BE ONE OF EVERYONE'S CRUSHES OF THE DAY! THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME! ♥!

P.S. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE BUT IT CLEARLY TELLS YOU ALL YOU EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF PETER LORRE:

Vincent Price reads to Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Basil Rathbone:

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