i know that all my bones posts ever are basically just variations on

"OMG I LOVE BONES SO MUCH YOU GUYS" but holy shit

holy shit i love bones SO FREAKING MUCH YOU GUYS

I MEAN. THIS LAST EPISODE, I CAN'T EVEN.
CHEF GORDON-GORDON!
"YOU SOUND DESPERATELY PHALLIC, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TALKED TO SWEETS AGAIN?"
~FRY-COOKS!!!!!!!!~
ONE CANNOT DENY THE FEMURS.
A DOUBLE-TEAM BY PSYCHOLOGIST AND CHEF, IT'LL BE EPIC!
I'M BECOMING QUITE AMUSING!
SOMEONE FLAT-OUT EP-SPOILERING BOOTH THAT EP-SPOILER. THAT SOMEONE BEING CHEF DR COOK GORDON-GORDON WYATT.
SWEETS BEING SO COMPLETELY PATHETICALLY DESPERATELY IN LOVE WITH BOOTH, AND BOOTH BEING TOTALLY PLATONICALLY HIS BFF BACK, AND IT NOT MATTERING EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MOST HEARTBREAKING THING EVER, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES EVERYONE SO MUCH IN THIS SHOW THAT THEY'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ANYWAY.
STEPHEN FRY BEING SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT, AND SENDING ALL THOSE SMOLDERING KNOWING GLANCES AT BOOTH AND THEN AT SWEETS AND THEN AT BOTH OF THEM. PLEASE CAN THERE BE FANFIC WHERE GORDON-GORDON JUST GOES AROUND SEDUCING PEOPLE WITH HIS EYES AND HIS MOUTH BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.
JOIE DE VIVRE.. AHHHHHH. STEPHEN FRY SEDUCING EVERYONE WITH FOOD!!!!
"SO YOU FAILED TO EXECUTE A SIMPLE PLUMBING REPAIR! :D"
STILL NO ONE CARING THAT JACK IS KING OF THE LAB ASDKFSJSJ
BOOING IS THE APPROPRIATE EXPRESSION OF DISPLEASURE AT A SPORTING EVENT!!!!!
MR NIGEL MURRAY
MR NIGEL MURRAY!
~MR NIGEL MURRAY!!!!~ WHEN HE DIDN'T SHOW UP LAST WEEK AND THEY ROTATED WENDELL BACK IN AGAIN I WAS CONVINCED HE'D LEFT THE CAST AND I WAS ****SO SAD*** BECAUSE THAT WAS *****SO UN-BONES-LIKE OH MY GOD**** AND SO I WAS ALL, ONE MORE WEEK, SURELY HE'LL BE ON NEXT WEEK!!!!! AND THEN ~HE WAS~ OMG OMG OMG MR NIGEL MURRAY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
"I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST." OMG HOW IS ONE COMPLETELY AWKWARD GEEK SO MESMERIZINGLY BEAUTIFUL. HAS HE BEEN TAKING SEDUCTION-BY-VOCAL-CHORD LESSONS FROM CHEF-COOK-DR GORDON-GORDON WYATT. OMG. OMG. BREATHE, AJA, BREATHE.

FUCK, I AM JUST GOING TO REWATCH. MAY UPDATE POST WITH RELEVANT BITS OF GIBBER.

seriously WHERE IS THE SWEETS/GORDON/BOOTH SLASH, ANY/ALL VARIANTS, PLEASE JUST BRING IT TO ME BECAUSE THERE IS NO CONTAINING THE GLEE THAT IS INSIDE MY HEART RIGHT NOW, IT CAN ONLY BE INCREASED BY COPIOUS ADMINISTRATION OF GAY PORN.

WAIT ONE MORE THING I LOVE STEPHEN FRY SO MUCH SO MUCH I NEVER FULLY REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEEDED HIM IN MY LIFE UNTIL TONIGHT OMG THE KISS-BLOWING. OMG FRY COOK. SFKLS;FJSD. OMFG EGGS. OMFG STEPHEN FRY I LOVE YOU.



GOD BONES HOW IS IT SO MUCH LOVE ALL THE TIME EVER, SUCH INEXPLICABLE VAST QUANTITIES OF LOVE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

ETA COMMENTS OF POST NOW CONTAIN 15 MILLION SCREENCAPS OF STEPHEN FRY BEING SMOLDERING AND SEXUAL AND SEDUCING EVERYONE IN SIGHT

ETA2: OMG AND imaginarycircus has given us deliciously angsty Sweets!POV ficlet in comments!!!!!!