I can't believe I'm paying for this shit. Out of all the times I've said that I should have given my $40 bucks or whatever to Fiction Alley, I have NEVER felt so fucking ripped off in my life as I do at the moment.
Fuck you, ff.net. Let's all write NC-17 fics and submit them under R-ratings. I don't know about you, but I could use a good banning.