OH, GREAT, now they're smoking pot. Ugh, sure, I can write with the worst smell in the world wafting through my window.
Why, oh why can't i sleep already? Oh, wait, that's right, some fuckturd is keeping me awake with his EUROTRASH BOB MARLEY RIPOFF MUSIC! the SKANKY HO!
well. well, well, well.
this is just peachy.
Some chick just wrote to me and showed me a story she "wrote" for her writing class which she claims to have gotten a perfect score on. She said she told her teacher it was "inspired" by an online writer named Aja, and the teacher said it was okay as long as it wasn't too much like the original story.
It's a word-for-word copy of my fic Assurance.
She didn't even bother to *paraphrase*. she just moved things around and changed Harry's pov from a "he" to a "she."
And I'm supposed to, what, absolve her? "Yeah, sure, here, take more of my stories, maybe you'll get an 'A' for the term!"
I mean, sure, maybe this is karmic justice in a sense, but WORD FOR WORD for a GRADED ASSIGNMENT IS SO FUCKING NOT COOL.
Why am i suddenly angry all the time around here lately?! *scowls*
And I have to write her back and I'm really not looking forward to it.
ALEX MALFOY, DON'T YOU DARE MAKE THIS FANDOM WEEK ANY WORSE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO READ YOUR FICLET! COME BACK! I NEED YOU TO WRITE MORE SMUTTY GANGSTER/VEGETABLE FICS AND WIBBLE THE SOUNDTRACK TO JAMES BOND, DAMMIT! YOU NEED TO RETURN AND JOIN ME FOR A GROUP FUCKING HUG!
IF ANYBODY ELSE AROUND HERE WANTS TO FUCKING PACK UP THEIR SHIT AND LEAVE, CAN YOU AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO DO IT EN MASSE SO WE CAN ALL HAVE SOME KIND OF MASS FANDOM MOURNING PERIOD FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU? JESUS H. CHRIST, WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN?
*immediately fears that was the wrong thing to have said*
*warily eyes the heavens*
oh my god. i knew i shouldn't have asked.
*crawls into a hole and weeps*