February 7th, 2003

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Hahahahaha.

I have this huge LJ post I'm supposed to make with lots of random shit on it but that has to make way for this.
Oh my god! I had no idea the Dead!James fic was at SF.net! Savidana, you sneak!

A note to aeristerra and "sockschan: this is NOT the link exchange. I repeat. this is NOT the link exchange. Trust me, you do not want to click on the above link as your introduction to Harry Potter slash.

For the rest of the sick perverts like me who have been wandering around for a year going 'man, i wish i'd gotten to read that fic,' now's your chance. Click away.

Edited to say: Oh my god. It is horrible and hilarious. And I am probably the only person on earth who will enjoy it for the humor, so for god sake, don't click that link if you are easily squicked by ANYTHING. Trust me.

I wonder if the Flobberworm fic is hiding anywhere.

*random spontaneous lesbian flings to nmalfoy*
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    american pie is in my head thanks to nancy :D

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Very very long post coming up. Very Armchair-centric. Will be divided into segments. Socks, you don't have to defriend me!

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I had more I was going to say but I think for the time being I'll just stick with gacking this poll from kissaki: I can't believe I want to fuck ________:

I can't believe I want to fuck Sean Astin.
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>:0!!!

I KEEP GETTING !@#$^@! GINNY ON THE "WHICH DV CHARACTER ARE YOU?" QUIZ!!!

@#$^!&*@!!!!!!

I HAVE RETAKEN IT 5 TIMES! SAME RESULTS!!!

IS THIS SOME SICK JOKE?!

*off to retake quiz AGAIN*
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    I still have Don McLean in my head, Nancy! >:0

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... Um. Am at Dave and Tom's watching a movie called The Stuff.

... have any of you ever *seen* this movie?

No?

There's a reason for that.

... *continues watching in morbid fascination*
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I often think that the only thing that would make me happier than DV slash is to see the utter ruination and complete brokenhearted wailing and gnashing of teeth of every DV!Draco/Ginny shipper on the planet. I *loathe* that ship. I loathe it to the core, with every fiber of my being.

I really want to write that all-encompassing proof-of-t00by-love slash essay.

But more than that, more even than finishing my doomed DV11 review (which is something like 20 pages long, wah) I really want to write a FUCKING ESSAY ON HOW COMPLETELY INSANE IT IS TO HOPE FOR DRACO/GINNY IN THE TRILOGY!

I really really do. I need, like, just, a manifesto on the subject. It makes me more hyper than Shalott, almost as angry as George Bush. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!

Why do I hate it so much? Probably because it is based on a delusional wishful-thinking interpretation of the text that insults my intelligence as a reader. Or maybe that's just me being incredibly biased.

*mutters* Anyway, if anybody feels like arguing the point with me, or trying to delve into my psyche to help me figure out why this issue infuriates me far more than any flame war ever will, please feel free.

*sweet cock-triggering smile*
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