a is for apple, j is for jack
weatherby: *SCREAMS*weatherby: LA;KJFASDKJ;FSFJASDFweatherby: O.J. Simpson Is Coming To Juice You Instead of spending the day racking his brain trying to think of an appropriate gift to commemorate the tenth anniversary of Nicole Brown's murder (the tenth is tin, right?), O.J. Simpson did what any self-respecting, grieving ex-spouse would do: go on national TV and blame her for her own death while plugging his new reality show. Simpson tells Fox News Channel's Greta Van Susteren that he will star in a Punk'd-style prank show, in which his wacky, ostensibly non-murdering Juice persona goes around "juicing" people, as in "you've been juiced!" Wow, doesn't that sound life-threatening, yet somehow hilarious?
weatherby: THIS IS REALLY HAPPENINGweatherby: THE BEST THING EVERweatherby: HAS FINALLY COMEsamenashi: SDFJASLDKFJLKSDJFLKweatherby: IT SOUNDS LIKE AN SNL SKITweatherby: BUT IT'S REALweatherby: OH HAPPY DAYsamenashi: weatherby: CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE OJ SIMPSONbookshop: ...weatherby: MERRILY GOING, 'YOU'VE BEEN JUICED 'samenashi: DSJAKLFJDKFJKAJsamenashi: I KNOW JFDKLSJFbookshop: sadfsdfsjadaljfldlbookshop: ....bookshop: "you've been juiced?"bookshop: HAHAHAHAHAbookshop: PERHAPS HE WILL CARRY AROUND A LITTLE JUICERsoundczech: asdfghjkhgfdsbookshop: AND SQUIRT PEOPLE WITH ITweatherby: HE IS SO UNWHIMSICALweatherby: I HOPE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN GETS ONE TOOweatherby: he can be likeweatherby: 'YOU'RE WALKEN INTO A PRANK'~~~~~
Also, for anybody who's interested, I need to clarify something.
If you're not listed on the Master List for the H/D project thingy yet, it's because we haven't updated it, or because we just fucked up and missed adding you, or because you haven't told us to add you yet. Don't fret, little H/Dlings. All will be well. >:D
