April 3rd, 2006

69% of people find Fuji Syuusuke hotter than Draco Malfoy

Today's Tenipuri Screencap of Love is in honor of the Harry Potter fandom, and specifically storyteller.

"Buchou!" Ryoma cries after Tornado Smashing into Bellatrix's face, and he pulls Tezuka's face down into a Kiss of True Love™ and they both ignite in golden light.

"Noooo!!! Not LOVE!!!" Voldemort shrieks in agony. "It's the power I know not!!!"

That's when things get really crazy. Ryoma and Tezuka's clothes are blown off and angel wings sprout on their backs, and the seven lines are fucking gotten as rainbows shoot out in a million directions, consuming the universe.

--From FIGHT-O, HARRY POTTER!



sdjkladjlf;j It's not my fault.

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okay, so, the one thing the last 3 weeks at pillarchallenge have taught me is that you cannot. have. enough. Matchmaker Fuji. Because Fuji was clearly invented for the sole purpose of manipulating the world into indulging his every whim by succumbing to the unending appeal of gay romance.

Is Fuji not the greatest matchmaker in the history of the world?

^_^
93(78.8%)
No.
1(0.8%)
Draco Malfoy is sexier, dammit!
24(20.3%)

Should Aja do a Fic Fest wherein Fuji plays matchmaker for Seigaku/all of Japan/THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?

...
17(14.7%)
dear god what is *wrong* with you.
10(8.6%)
^_^ aBsOlUtElY.
89(76.7%)


You should take this poll only if you wish to participate in the Matchmaker, Matchmaker Fic fest.

Who is Fuji going to matchmake?

Please name one (1) item of your choice which Fuji is allowed to wield, I mean, erm, use, in his matchmaking pursuits. ^_^

Any other special requests for your matchmaker fic fairy?



oh god what am I doing. TENIPURI MAKES YOU CRAZY. :(( i want Fuji to set up MomoKai so hard oh god.
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I have been catching up on my friends list and various and sundry, and I just have to say oh my god, HP fandom, has anybody really said "I'm leaving you!" Because for one thing, I haven't seen anybody say that they've lost any love for HP or their HP ships. I certainly haven't.

For another thing, saying that you're leaving a fandom is wanky.

On the other hand, making people feel like they're leaving the fandom in upheaval because, oh my god, they're leaving the fandom is also wanky. Not to mention more than a little ridiculous, corny, and melodramatic.

HP fandom is the biggest fandom on earth. No, really. It's so big there are people in it who've never even heard of livejournal.com. That's how big it is. The section of fandom you're in? It's a sliver of the whole gigantic fandom amoeba that's constantly pulsating with life and change and evolution you can't see because you're stuck in the middle of a relatively tiny grid of maybe 300-ish people (that you actually can remember at any given moment; the average human brain can only process and remember about 300 people at one time), maybe ten per cent of whom are actually getting into this Prince of Tennis thing.

If asked, I doubt more than one or two of that tiny group of 30-some people would say they've "left" HP fandom.

Here I was going to write a long sentimental soliloquy in which I asked: can one really *leave* a fandom? Can one leave behind the moments of love and bliss and joy, the memory of one's first read-through of Weather of the Heart, one's ritual of eager waking once a month on Wednesday morning for the release of the latest chapter of Irresistible Poison, or every Thursday two years later for the latest chapter of Left My Heart; one's first experience with the latest movie screencaps and how you stayed up all night discussing the feminist implications of Emma's pink jersey; the way you were nonfunctional for a whole week in June 2004 because you couldn't stop crying over the end of NA; the way you will never ever forget how you felt when Harry told Draco he loved him in DV, come what may no matter what, OTP for the rest of your life so help you forever?

But I felt it would be unnecessary and redundant. You can't leave a fandom. Any more than a fandom can leave you. And I think everyone knows that.


So give us a break and let us enjoy our gay tennis.

_____

In other issues: I have a TezuRyo filter. It's a reading filter, to make sure that I don't miss anything. I read my full friends list about once or twice a day; I refresh my tezuryo filter like every five minutes.

Am I missing any TezuRyo-related posts? Because this would be a BAD BAD THING and would make me sad. So.

Should you be on my TezuRyo filter? Let me know, because if you are talking/squeeing/writing about Tezuka/Ryoma then I want to be in on it. Please let me in! *_*