let's get the seven lines. (bookshop) wrote,
let's get the seven lines.
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All it took was one suggestion about the Klein scale from my lovely netwife dancingrain, and my evil plan has been born.

Are you frustrated with trying to determine the sexuality of the men around you? Are you, a fandom boy, confused about your orientation?

Help is on the way! When in doubt, consult popular opinion!

Oh faithful fandom followers, your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take the Straight Fanboy Poll! Rate the following Straight Fandom Males on a scale of one to ten in terms of Straight Behavior, where:

10 equals: Straight. Really Straight. Like, Jeff Foxworthy Straight. You're So Straight You Could Be A Canal.

and

1 equals: Smirk, Yeah, Right, Straight Like The Members of N*SYNC Are "Straight."

On your mark, get set, Rate!

Brian the Self-implied "Hetero Beta"
zorac
jiggery_pokery
cygnusfap
tromboneborges
picklepuss
nostrademons
the_tonio
*titanic_days
*queerasjohn :P
*petulans, who has been added by popular demand, "for sympathy's sake," hee

If I have left anyone out or you wish to be added to the poll purely for the sake of "comparison," feel free to let me know. :D

(*="for 'comparison' only. smirk.")
Get to it, toobs.
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