Are you frustrated with trying to determine the sexuality of the men around you? Are you, a fandom boy, confused about your orientation?
Help is on the way! When in doubt, consult popular opinion!
Oh faithful fandom followers, your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take the Straight Fanboy Poll! Rate the following Straight Fandom Males on a scale of one to ten in terms of Straight Behavior, where:
10 equals: Straight. Really Straight. Like, Jeff Foxworthy Straight. You're So Straight You Could Be A Canal.
1 equals: Smirk, Yeah, Right, Straight Like The Members of N*SYNC Are "Straight."
On your mark, get set, Rate!
Brian the Self-implied "Hetero Beta"
*petulans, who has been added by popular demand, "for sympathy's sake," hee
If I have left anyone out or you wish to be added to the poll purely for the sake of "comparison," feel free to let me know. :D
(*="for 'comparison' only. smirk.")
Get to it, toobs.