thessamunga: isn't it horrid trying to write the beginnings of a h/d relationship? how do you justify it, hahahaha.bookshop: it is an act of rebellion/desparation/experimentation/shthessamunga: i am sure the chapters to follow will be like, blow job/blow job/slight angst/blow job/possible kiss/blow job/resolution of angst/sex/the end.bookshop: THAT SOUNDS GOOD UH HUH.bookshop: heeeeeebookshop: OH MAN I LOVE UR PLOTthessamunga: it is very concise and well-thought-out.bookshop: and so original bookshop: I especially like the slight angst/blow job/possible kiss arc!thessamunga: i know! i was thinking of throwing in a /sexual confusion/ arc as well, but that may complicate things.thessamunga: perhaps a /threesome/ arc?bookshop: or maybe just a /potential other love interest/ arc?thessamunga: male or female HAHAHAbookshop: ANDROGYNOUS BLAISE thessamunga: :/ painfulthessamunga: perhaps a /physical injury/ arcthessamunga: A /FISTFIGHT/ ARCbookshop: OOH YES AND PERHAPS A /BLOODPLAY/ ARCthessamunga: TO DIRECTLY FOLLOW? WHAT A LOVELY WEAVING OF ARCS!thessamunga: what other kinks can we throw in.bookshop: BONDAGE HELLObookshop: /.POSSIBLE CAPTURE DUBIOUS "TORTURE" BY DEs/ arcthessamunga: possiblethessamunga: i am fond of them in public places, myselfthessamunga: perhaps... AN /ASTRONOMY TOWER BLOW JOB/ ARC.bookshop: OH BRILLIANT!bookshop: )))thessamunga: AND SO UNIQUE!bookshop: DEFINITELYthessamunga: maybe draco has... a DARK MARK.bookshop: What about a /DOUBLE POTIONS IN-CLASS SUBTEXT/ Arc!bookshop: Maybe Draco gets... DISOWNED.thessamunga: OH WELL, DID I MENTION THAT THE FIRST BLOW JOB TAKES PLACE IN SNAPE'S OFFICE?thessamunga: perhaps! what a brilliant idea, aja!bookshop: I don't know where I get them!!!!bookshop: Oh, I got one for you. bookshop: Draco is a ..... SPY FOR THE ORDER.thessamunga: !!!!bookshop: *brushes lapel* bookshop: or! H/D have a COMPLETELY GRATUITOUS SHALLOW FLING only to realise YEARS later after Draco has gotten lauded for his heroic service and they are both out of hogwarts having to partner one another at the ministry as Aurors, that--it was really TRUE LOVE bookshop: no, wait, that one's too good, i'll keep it for myself. thessamunga: maybe harry is married, though! bookshop: MARRIED. TO.....bookshop: GINNY! thessamunga: like ginny or hermione or someone revolting and female.bookshop: ugh uhg oh how terrible.bookshop: maybe Draco can be.....bookshop: .... a PROSTITUTE.thessamunga: ASDKLJFJSKFDGthessamunga: i mean, oh! yes! what a brilliant idea!thessamunga: perhaps he is abused bookshop: Yes, poor Draco bookshop: Harry can SAVE him!thessamunga: yes!! and they will fall in love bookshop: And then they will battle EEEEVIL togetherbookshop: because Voldemort is not really dead!thessamunga: not really bookshop: He has been waiting because he needs Draco and Harry to form a ....bookshop: MIND BOND!thessamunga: YES YES A MIND BONDthessamunga: which only comes after MUTUAL EXPRESSION OF DEEP EMOTIONbookshop: YES EXACTLYbookshop: so that he can take their telepathic INTERDEPENDENCE and use it to bring them both to their DOOM!thessamunga: DOOOOOOOOOM. >:\Hee.
Also, everyone!
littletort has an awesome poll on canon theories and outcomes so of course I urge you guys to Go! Vote!Also-- SNERK. Hee. Thanks to
bookofjude for sharing. Muah. El-Wood/D-Rad forevah. (Oh, no, I'm not advocating underaged RPS! ... Really! Although, when dan turns 15.... wait, was that out loud? Sorry. Yes. Underaged RPS = bad. Don't drink and drive, and all that.) 