weatherby: O.J. Simpson Is Coming To Juice You
Instead of spending the day racking his brain trying to think of an appropriate gift to commemorate the tenth anniversary of Nicole Brown's murder (the tenth is tin, right?), O.J. Simpson did what any self-respecting, grieving ex-spouse would do: go on national TV and blame her for her own death while plugging his new reality show. Simpson tells Fox News Channel's Greta Van Susteren that he will star in a Punk'd-style prank show, in which his wacky, ostensibly non-murdering Juice persona goes around "juicing" people, as in "you've been juiced!" Wow, doesn't that sound life-threatening, yet somehow hilarious?
weatherby: THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING
weatherby: THE BEST THING EVER
weatherby: HAS FINALLY COME
weatherby: IT SOUNDS LIKE AN SNL SKIT
weatherby: BUT IT'S REAL
weatherby: OH HAPPY DAY
weatherby: CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE OJ SIMPSON
weatherby: MERRILY GOING, 'YOU'VE BEEN JUICED '
samenashi: I KNOW JFDKLSJF
bookshop: "you've been juiced?"
bookshop: PERHAPS HE WILL CARRY AROUND A LITTLE JUICER
bookshop: AND SQUIRT PEOPLE WITH IT
weatherby: HE IS SO UNWHIMSICAL
weatherby: I HOPE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN GETS ONE TOO
weatherby: he can be like
weatherby: 'YOU'RE WALKEN INTO A PRANK'
Also, for anybody who's interested, I need to clarify something.
If you're not listed on the Master List for the H/D project thingy yet, it's because we haven't updated it, or because we just fucked up and missed adding you, or because you haven't told us to add you yet. Don't fret, little H/Dlings. All will be well. >:D