"If Bush was in fandom, he'd so be one of those BNFs that namedrops all the time, and who slightly annoys everyone because of it."
shaggirl: hee. that's so true. He kept reminding Kerry that Poland was on his side
wayfairer: are you serious?
shaggirl : yes, I'm serious
wayfairer: wow, they've got Poland, they might as well have the Pope!
shaggirl : It's us, Britain and Poland against the world!!!
wayfairer: ahahahaha, i can't stop laughing
shaggirl : Don't forget Poland!!
wayfairer: now I'm picturing the Harry Potter fandom bombing the Smallville fandom
wayfairer: because we're the biggest, dammit!
shaggirl : dude, some of the SV fandom NEEDS to be blown off the face of the earth
shaggirl : I'll be Poland!
wayfairer: LotR can be China! Lotrips can be Hong Kong!
shaggirl : You think LOTRPS needs to be liberated?
wayfairer: well, that and the rest of the fandom is privately ashamed of its hedonist Western ways.
shaggirl : nice analogy
wayfairer: perhaps JKR can represent britain.
wayfairer: we, the fandom, only agree with her when we want to anyway.
wayfairer: but she still makes us look good by association.
shaggirl : What does she have against SV?
wayfairer: she doesn't need a reason, we'll make her fall in line. threaten to stop buying her books and all.
wayfairer: granted, without her we wouldn't be here, but we don't care.
shaggirl : lol. you are so corrupt!
shaggirl : I love it
wayfairer: hey, when you're the biggest and the strongest. :D
shaggirl : *trembles*
wayfairer: Our Coalition of the Willing is Pastede on Yay!
shaggirl : Poland is committed.
wayfairer: Send in your goats.
wayfairer: i mean troops.