But! No more! I have finally made my peace with Fuji, because I have finally gained a perfect handle on his character.
orphne: ATOBE SO GAY
orphne: BUT NOT AS GAY AS MIZUKI
bookshop: NOTHING IS AS GAY AS MIZUKI
bookshop: Possibly fuji
bookshop: in a creepy gay serial killer way
Fuji, the Creepy Gay Serial Killer. A Speculation in 3 parts, complete with shocking twister ending.
Note: To understand what we mean by "CHINK!" Please see this lovely comment by darkeyedwolf.
Part 1. A History of Evil.
orphne: I'M SURE AKATSU WILL PLAY AGAIN EVENTUALLY
orphne: OR MAYBE HE'LL TAKE UP SUSHI MAKING
orphne: AND HE AND TAKA-SAN COULD RUN THE RESTAURANT TOGETHER
orphne: AND MAKE THE BEST SUSHI EVER
orphne: AND THEY COULD CUDDLE
bookshop: AND FUJI WOULD COME OVER SOMETIME
bookshop: AND GLARE AT AKUTSU
bookshop: LIKE THIS: ^_^
bookshop: CANON IS FULL OF ONE-SIDED FUJI/TAKA
bookshop: AND ONE-SIDED FUJI/TEZUKA
bookshop: AND ONE-SIDED FUJI/YU--
bookshop: FUJI IS SO TOTALLY A CREEPY GAY STALKER.
orphne: HE IS
bookshop: HE IS.
bookshop: RIGHT BEFORE YOU DIE
bookshop: YOU HEAR
bookshop: I love pot
orphne: I haven't noticed
orphne: maybe you should make a lj post about it
bookshop: i am torn about whether i ship fuji/yuuta or mizuki/yuuta
orphne: I like mizuki/yuuta more
bookshop: on the one hand, mizuki
orphne: on the other hand ^_^
orphne: fuji is really very creepy
bookshop: he really really is.
bookshop: like i almost don't think i can watch him any more
bookshop: between him always going ^_^ and *CHINK* in the anime
bookshop: and fandom turning him into like some sort of fanon!god
orphne: I know
bookshop: and constantly marrying him off to tezuka
orphne: I KNOW
bookshop: sdfasasklj wtf don't they fear for tezuka's life?
bookshop: IN THE ANIME
bookshop: FUJI IS LIKE
bookshop: "Tezuka, you seem to be looking at Echizen. ^_^"
bookshop: "kirihara, using my mysterious x-ray vision i noticed you banged echizen in the knee. ^_^"
bookshop: "Mizuki, i just want to be clear about something ^_^"
orphne: LIKE HOW DOES HE KNOW IT'S KIRIHARA?
bookshop: HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW?
bookshop: HE HAS SPIDEY SENSE?
orphne: HE'S SO CREEPY
bookshop: HE REALLY IS. AND IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE EVERY TIME HE TALKS TO YUUTA HE IS INVITING HIM TO BED
orphne: BECAUSE HE PROBABLY IS
bookshop: HE IS.
orphne: WHY DO YOU THINK YUUTA DECIDED TO GO TO BOARDING SCHOOL?
orphne: HE PROBABLY THINKS MIZUKI IS COMPLETELY NORMAL
orphne: MIZUKI IS PROBABLY A SAINT COMPARED TO FUJI
bookshop: WE NEVER SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE BULLIES IN THAT FLASHBACK SCENE
bookshop: FUJI: *holds arms out* ^_^
orphne: THEY ARE PROBABLY DEAD
bookshop: THEY ARE
orphne: OR HORRIBLY MUTILATED
bookshop: I AM SURE THEY ARE BURIED IN THE FUJIS' BACK YARD
II. Domestic Violence.
bookshop: I AM PICTURING TEZUKA SFJAS;KFLS
bookshop: MARRIED TO FUJI
bookshop: MAKING PHONE CALLS FROM THE BASEMENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
bookshop: WITH HIS HAND OVER THE RECEIVER
bookshop: "I CAN'T TALK LONG. I THINK I HEAR HIM WAKING UP."
orphne: OR BEING LIKE, "FUJI, ARE YOU PLANTING A NEW TREE IN THE GARDEN"
orphne: AND FUJI BEING ALL ^_^
orphne: OR FUJI BEING ^_^ LET'S INVITE YUUTA OVER
orphne: ^_^ THE GUEST ROOM IS MESSY, SO HE SHOULD STAY IN OUR BED
bookshop: OR ^_^ YOU KNOW THE COWORKER YOU WERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OTHER DAY? ^_^
bookshop: OUR NICE NEW NEIGHBORS WERE OVER TODAY. THEY HAD SO MANY QUESTIONS ^_^
orphne: HE PROBABLY SAYS THAT SENTENCE EVERY COUPLE MONTHS
bookshop: YOU INVITED OISHI AND EIJI OVER WITHOUT ASKING ME? ^_^ HOW NICE
bookshop: I really want to write fuji as a gay serial killer now.
orphne: Oh Aja
orphne: I think I'm starting to love Fuji now
bookshop: i think i am starting to make my peace with him.
bookshop: if i can just see him as a tennis prodigy by day, psycho killer by night, it all falls into place.
bookshop: though really
bookshop: sticking tezuka with fuji is the only way to keep him safe!
bookshop: tezuka: *plays atobe*
bookshop: tezuka: *plays sanada*
bookshop: though in his jealousy he certainly would sneak into yukimura's sick room
bookshop: and smother him with a pillow or something
bookshop: undo all his life support
orphne: and Yukimura would just smile serenely
bookshop: "sorry to trouble you "
orphne: ^_^ do not trouble yourself over it
bookshop: ^_^ it was my pleasure
bookshop: tezuka: *starts to suspect something*
bookshop: ryoma: will you play me, buchou?
bookshop: tezuka: NO!
bookshop: YOU MUST NEVER ASK ME THAT AGAIN.
bookshop: i now find it hard to believe this characterization isn't canon.
bookshop: *adds it to interests*
orphne: perhaps this is why everyone loves Tezuka/Fuji?
orphne: maybe I have just been missing all the serial!killer!Fuji fics
bookshop: i daresay it will catch on quickly.
bookshop: i can't figure out how to get "hearing chink! right before you die" to fit. alas.
orphne: or maybe ^_^ CHINK!
Part Three. The Shocking Twist.
bookshop: IS THIS YOU? ASDFJKLASJFSJASFKSLF
bookshop: THAT AJSFDKLDLJAJFFKAFJL
bookshop: OH NO
bookshop: *LOOKS OUTSIDE*
bookshop: *LOCKS DOOR*
bookshop: FUJI SAW.
bookshop: WHAT IF HE IS CHECKING MY INTEREST LIST RIGHT NOW
bookshop: NOT THAT IT WILL LAST LONG AFTER I AM DEAD
orphne: DON'T WORRY, I WILL KEEP IT UP FOR YOU
orphne: EVEN AFTER FUJI CHINKS YOU, YOU WILL STILL LIVE ON
bookshop: BUT WHAT IF FUJI COMES AFTER YOU NEXT
orphne: I AM YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND
bookshop: you are the wisecracking sidekick. you are always the next to go. ^_^