1. Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Hit me, Bobo, one more time!
Dumbledore / Draco. So, so appropriate after HBP, don't you think?
Echizen / Eiji. They look alike, they talk alike, sometimes they even walk alike! What a crazy pair!
Fuji / George Bush. This makes perfect sense to me. ^_^ / T_T Isn't it beautiful?
Joseph Stalin / Julius Caesar. Clearly meant to be. <33333333333
Justin / Lance / Kevin Smith. This speaks for itself.
Madonna / Monkey People from Dr. Who. Surely, she will fit right in!
Naturo / Owen Wilson. Owen, you pervert!!!!!
Sean Connery / Some Guy I Don't Know But Whom I Suspect Is From Numb3rs. Hahahaha, look at this, aren't they a match made in heaven?
Superman / Snoop Dogg. :D Let's have sex! Superman exclaims. No, says Snoop, shaking his head gravely. Not until you're legal in all 48 states.
Tezuka / That Kid From Family Guy. AWWW Look at their similar pouty expressions! Theirloveissobentonworlddomination.
The Artful Dodger / Tom Felton. Aka the best ship ever. Behind their vacant stares lurk the hearts of two true juvenile offenders.
Touya Akira / Whoopi Goldberg As A Hyena. Touya! So grave! Clearly you need more humor in your life.
Clearly, now I should ask for pairing drabbles and await the fics that will then flow forth.
2. You're sposed to, like, make a list of
1. Anne Shirley
2. Ryoma Echizen.
3. Harry Potter.
4. Severus Snape.
5. John Locke.
6. Greg House.
7. Tezuka Kunimitsu.
8. Touya Akira.
9. Elizabeth Bennet.
10. Draco Malfoy.
11. Keyser Soze.
12. Vesper Holly.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? That would be, uh, House/KEYSER SOZE AHAHAHAHAHAA. How much would that rule?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 4? Severus Snape!? Ewwww. Well, okay, yes. Sort of. Especially after HBP. In a flawed hero way, because oh baby, was he ever. And also, guh, intelligence. Snape is so damn smart, and nothing is sexier than that.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Vesper would be doing research on ancient Go magic in Japan, and Touya would be unable to resist challenging her to a Go match, and when Vesper, whose dad taught her Go from a very early age, and who learned how to play it from a Confucian Go scholar in a temple in Taipei at age 8, kicked his ass, Touya would faint, and the spirit of the Go board would possess Vesper, and from there, uh, things would happen and.... uh, anyway. Vesper would move on and Shindou and Touya would raise the baby together and live happily ever after.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Hahaha, why yes! I can point you to the DWG. My favorites are Pemberley, Inc., Cheeseburgers in Paradise, and all the fics by Anne! (Anne E.? Annie?) oh, well, ask anyone! And I also like this one.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ryoma/House? Ryoma = a younger, snarkier version of Chase with a ball cap. I rest my case. :D
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? This is clearly a coded question asking me whether I ship Draco/Snape or Draco/Harry. Hmph.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :o! Oh, Tezuka. He would be heartbroken. :( Vesper, the little sexpot, would naturally have set it all up as a way for getting Tezuka to reveal his true feelings and admit them, while Echizen, once recovered from the shock of having Tezuka of all people walk in on him, would exclaim "Buchou!" in a voice breathier than ever, and then run after him possibly wearing only a towel and his baseball cap. Tezuka would not say a word to anyone for like 15 days and then he would swallow his pride and go snog Ryoma, while Vesper, having saved Japan's national tennis league from being taken over by the evil Dr. Helvitius, would continue making her way through Southeast Asia lending aid and sexual favors to bishounen in distress.
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. "Harry was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy." Yep, that oughta do it.
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Anne / Touya? No. But perhaps inspired by this meme there will be people lining out the door to write it. I know when I hear the word "Go," I think, "Canada!"
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Oh my GOD HOW LONG IS THIS MEME. Uh. Vesper/Tezuka? Obviously Vesper will need to go that final bit of distance to convince Tezuka that he only gets it up for
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? It would involve Snape going to Canada and being nasty to all Canadians purely on principle, until Anne broke a slate over his head and called him the worst schoolteacher she had ever worked with, whereupon Snape would hex her and Anne would immediately become infatuated with his ability to do magic, because she always knew there were fairies in P.E.I.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? This meme is clearly obsessed with Tezuka, I knew it. Oh, meme after my own heart! I will stop complaining about how long you are! ♥
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Mr. Meme, sir, the people on my friends list would read Sex With Inanimate Object Fics if it involved Harry Potter's bum. And don't you think they haven't, either.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? If weatherby ever wrote Usual Suspects fic, the world would implode from the sheer greatness of two such great things being united together as one. But sadly, no. :(
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Echizen/Snape/Locke? I nominate mneomosyne to draw this.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "I TOLD YOU I'D HAVE YOU, POTTER!" ;)
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Ooooooh. Touya! I love Touya. ♥ How about "Delicate?" He would totally be all 'why'd you sing hallelujah if it means nothing to ya?' to Shindou. ♥
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? THREE MORE QUESTIONS I CAN DO THIS. *perserveres* Anne/House/Vesper? Oh, man, sexy redhead love. House wouldn't be able to stand for a week. Warnings for Kink, Smut, dirty medical terms, and Vesper making a true post-modern artifact out of House's cane.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Mada mada dane," of course! This is the pickup line Ryoma uses on everyone. And it works, too, the little sexpot. "You're just supposed to catch that little gold thing, right?" would be a close second.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Too long. I can't wait for Lost, Season 2. :))
why do i torture myself with memes that never end! why do I persist in pretending that I have a life when there is clearly so much evidence to the contrary!