gah. i don't know. i haven't quite taken a position on tezuka yet.
orphne: TEZUKA IS STIFFER THAN CARDBOARD.
bookshop: he is NOT stiffer than cardboard.
bookshop: he's just QUIET.
orphne: AND MADE OUT OF PAPIER-MACHE
SURROUNDED BY BARBED WIRE
bookshop: SO NO ONE EVER GETS CLOSE ENOUGH TO TASTE THE FLUFFY SWEETNESS
orphne: THANK YOU. I NOW HAVE IMAGES OF FUJI RIPPING TEZUKA OPEN AND EATING HIS INNARDS AND GOING ^_^ OISHI
bookshop: WHY OISHI
orphne: IT MEANS YUMMY OR SOMETHING
bookshop: OH. I KNEW THAT
bookshop: I WAS LIKE :o OISHI WILL BE NEXT?! WHAT DID OISHI EVER DO TO FUJI!
orphne: :-? I DO NOT KNOW, BUT HE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING
bookshop: MAYBE HE STARED TOO LONG AT TEZUKA ONE DAY DURING PRACTICE
bookshop: WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION OF WHY RYOMA HAS SURVIVED THIS LONG
orphne: PERHAPS FUJI WOULD LIKE A THREESOME BEFORE HE CHINKS RYOMA
bookshop: OH DEAR.
AT LEAST IT WILL BE THE BEST SEX OF RYOMA'S LIFE.
HIS POOR, TRUNCATED LIFE.
I'M SURE RYOMA WILL BE ALL MADA MADA DANE
AND THEN FUJI WILL BE ALL INSULTED AND *CHINK*
bookshop: AND TEZUKA WILL CRY BECAUSE HE IS NOT MADE OF PAPIER-MACHE
orphne: TEZUKA DOES NOT CRY
CARDBOARD DOES NOT CRY
HE MIGHT SHED LITTLE PAPER PIECES
HE WILL WEEP COPIOUS TEARS AND ATTEMPT TO MARTYR HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH IT IS TOO LATE
orphne: /:) I THINK NOT
bookshop: that will not work on me. =;
bookshop: i am made of inflexible cardboard
orphne: /:) that is why you like tezuka so much
bookshop: to think, if only you would see us as we truly are, you could be feasting on cotton candy right now.
orphne: =; I'm sorry. I'll leave it to Fuji
bookshop: ye of little faith. SO DOES THAT MEAN MY DRABBLE NEEDS REFURBISHING OR WHAT.
orphne:YES. TEZUKA NEEDS TO BE MORE CARDBOARDY
bookshop: why can't tezuka be comfy and intimate. :(
orphne: =; because tezuka has no emotions
bookshop: he does too.
orphne: does not
bookshop: he has the emotion where he wants to stalk ryoma
and the emotion where he wants to teach ryoma
and the emotion where he wants to jump ryoma
and the emotion where he wants to be ryoma's everything all the time.
I don't recall that one
bookshop: you were too busy trying to break open the paper mache.
orphne: /:) it's not difficult. You just hit it with a bat
bookshop: you are so anti-tezuka.
bookshop: if this were the regency, and you were a young woman of good standing in a poor family of 5 sisters, tezuka would be worth ten thousand a year and you would want nothing to do with him.
are you calling elizabeth bennet a bitch??
bookshop: if the empire dress fits.
bookshop: she is only a bitch if she never does a 180 and realizes how KIND, INTIMATE AND PERFECT AND WONDERFUL MR. TEZUKA IS.
Except Tezuka-san is none of those things
bookshop: you do not know that.
he is very kind to all his family and friends.
and does his best to take prodigious care of them.
and i am sure that if ryoma ever ventured into an unsavory alliance with a girl of poor standing, tezuka would be the very first to object. :X
But he is boring
and made out of cardboard
i see you are determined to willfully misunderstand him.
Where is Jane Austen to write tenipuri slash when you need her?