i think it's my fate to be constantly amazed by my own capacity to like
BUT JESUS THEY ARE GAY.
so spock comes in and is all *saves kirk while looking incredibly fit and suave in the process*
then makes some sort of Vulcan life partner body meld and goes for Kirk's hand without looking because, while emotionless, he can apparently SPOT A WOUNDED LOVER FROM 50 YARDS IN THE DARK, or something.
come, let me clutch you.
tell daddy where it hurts.
there's absolutely no reason for us to still be holding hands at this point. oh, i have to save you from the bad guy again?
very well, if i must.
i know, i'm badass and you can't live without me.
oh, you two boys are just so cute.
and if we get any more queens in here we'll be able to make honey.
IT IS LIKE THIS EVERY EPISODE, EVERY FREAKING EPISODE. ASDFKSKJFAS;DSKLFJDS.
dear god may i never ever ever ever make another post like this one. ever. ever. if anyone needs me i will be