which Tom Riddle ship are you?

Why the hell don't they have TOM/DRACO, DAMMIT??? What the hell is up with Tom/Binns?! And Tom Slash the fucking PERCY? No. OH HELL No.

IF I'm supposed to be threatened with Tom/Ginny or Tom/Binns I want my motherfucking Tom/Draco ship, dammit!

Not that I'm not slowly inexplicably starting to be slowly and inexplicably converted to Tom/Harry...

(also glances warily at **** *********)