let's get the seven lines. (bookshop) wrote,
let's get the seven lines.
bookshop

"it's hard to find good h/d writers these days." - Sam, TheWhiteProphet, on 7/10/2002

loftily: CAN WE ALL HAVE A FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY?
I have been thinking about Harry+Slughorn (NOT ACTUAL SEX OK) since the movie :|

samenashi: now all i can think of is that one fic involving slughorn, and pineapple, and someone's anus

bookshop: remember marysia's fic with draco and the cucumber

loftily: I will never forget Harry and the flobberworms

samenashi: ME NEITHER. SOME THINGS CAN NEVER BE ERASED.


I DON'T EVEN CARE, H/D FANDOM REVIVAL PARTY RIGHT HERE.






HELL YEAH BREAK OUT THE H/D SHIT THROW IT DOWN LIKE IT'S A MEME

NEW FIC RECS, OLD FIC RECS, 2001, 2010, BRING IT, WE WANT TO READ IT ALL MOTHERFUCKER

HOTLINK SOME FANART (WITH CREDIT, DON'T BE HATING OK)

LINE UP YOUR FAVORITE FANDOM MOMENTS

YOUR FAVORITE BOOK MOMENTS

YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE MOMENTS

HELL YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOMENTS

WTFEVER YOU GUYS THIS IS HARRY/DRACO WE'RE THE BIGGEST SLASH SHIP ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET AND WE RULE ALL FANDOMS

FUCK I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE WRITING HARRY/DRACO FIC *RAISES HAND*

BREAK OUT THE TROPES YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
DRACO IN LEATHER PANTS
VEELA DRACO
VAMPIRE HARRY
RENTBOY DRACO
CHATROOM FIC LIKE FUCKING CHATROOM ANYMOITY
QUIDDITCH FIC
LOCKER ROOM FIC
INVISIBILITY CLOAK FIC
HALLWAY COLLISION FIC
HANDCUFF FIC
LOVE POTION FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO GIVES HARRY A TINY SILVER DRAGON
FIC WHERE DRACO IS A TORTURED ARTIST WHO PLAYS PIANO OR PAINTS OR SECRETLY GROWS FLOWERS AND/OR NURTURES KITTENS OR SOME SHIT
GIRL!BLAISE
BOY!BLAISE
GAY!SEAMUS
FERRET FIC
MAGICAL SPIDER TATTOO FIC
FIC WHERE DRACO IS BLIND/DEAF/MUTE/INVISIBLE/CURSED/DISFIGURED/DESTINED TO DIE BEFORE AGE 16
TELEPATHY FIC
SOULBONDING FIC LIKE PROTECTIVE FUCKING BONDS, MAN
FIC WHERE DRACO GETS EXILED AND HAS TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A MUGGLE OH YEAH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
FIC WHERE DRACO AND HARRY HAVE A TORTURED RELATIONSHIP THAT CULMINATES IN A MAD ANGSTY DASH THROUGH THE AIRPORT TO TOUCH HANDS THROUGH THE GLASS LIKE FUCKING 'JUST THIS' AND SHIT

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT FIC WHERE DRACO IS OUT AND FABULOUS? DID YOU LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HEART IN SOME OTHER FANDOM? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND REDISCOVER EMMA FUCKING GRANT, YO

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT POTIONS MISHAPS FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE POISON, BITCHES, AND IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING YOU KNOW THAT IT'S NOT SPELLED WITH A FUCKING 'A' OKAY IT'S GOT A GODDAMN 'I' IN IT BECAUSE THIS IS RHYSENN AND SHE FUCKING ROCKS THAT SHIT OK

EXCUSE ME, DID SOMEONE SAY DANCING? I THINK YOU MEAN FUCKING RIVERDANCE, WHORES, SO JUST KICK IT LIKE YOU'RE DRACO IN RESOLUTION BECAUSE THIS IS HOW WE DO IT, OKAY, OLD-SCHOOL H/D FOREVER.

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT EPISTOLARY FIC? IT'S CALLED FUCKING LETTERED, BITCH, GET IT RIGHT. IT'S CALLED TALE OF THE SHINING GODDAMN PRINCE, IT'S CALLED DRACO MAKING FUCKING LISTS BECAUSE HE KICKS YOUR FUCKING ASS AND WEARS LEATHER

WHAT'S THAT? YOU THINK IT NEVER EVER GOT BETTER THAN ANGST FIC? YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME, BITCH. IT MAY BE A SEASON IN HELL BUT THE WEATHER OF THE HEART MAKES IT A BEAUTIFUL WORLD EVEN IN THE DARK SIDE OF LIGHT, UNDERSTAND?

YOU WANT GANGSTER FIC? YOU WANT FUCKING SNITCH, BITCH, NOT SOME LAME-ASS SUBSTITUTION WHERE THEY DON'T LIVE IN LONDON OR OWN NIGHTCLUBS, FUCK NO, YOU WANT ALEX FUCKING MALFOY, YOU GOT THAT, ASSHOLE? SHIT YEAH YOU DO

GET OVER HERE AND REC THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT. GIVE US YOUR FEMMEQ, YOUR FURI-FUCKING-OSITY OH HELL YES, YOUR SILENTAUROR, YOUR DUIONN FIONN, YOUR SYLVIA FUCKING KUNDERA, YOUR MAHALIEM, YOUR BEREN WRITES, YOUR MIJAN, YOUR ABADDON, YOUR TARADIANE, YOUR OLIVIA LUPIN, YOUR FOURTH ROSE, OUR ADDICTEDKITTEN ZARAH5 HACKTHIS MIRABELLA RURONIHIME CALYXESS IVY BLOSSOM ANTENORA PZ ZIONSSTARFISH AMALIN DURENDAL FEARLESSDIVA BLYTHELY SWITCHKNIFE LADYVADER ABBYCADABRA PENGUIN REENA PUSHDRAGON JENNAVERE MAYA CASSANDRA CLAIRE FUCKING NOCTURNE ALLEY, THAT'S RIGHT

IT'S AN H/D REVIVAL

SO GET OVER HERE AND MOTHERFUCKING SQUEE





ETA 1: oh my god 700 comments. I LOVE YOU ALL <3
  • THIS POST NOW HAS ANNOTATION *\o/*
    amalin has a giant list of links to the many many many classic H/D fics mentioned on this post, including a bunch that are more or less currently offline. It is being continually updated.
    midnight_bex has also created a public delicious account, hd_nostalgia, to keep track of the fics mentioned here! If you're interested in helping her organize and fill it up, please contact her!


  • COMMENTFIC!!!
    bitchipixi gives us Txtmsg!H/D in detention :DDDD
    blindmouse gives us hapless!kitten!animagus!harry :DDDDD
    and
    smellyleaf gives us the one where draco wore leather pants. :DDDDDDDD!


    PARTY'S STILL ON, I CAN DO THIS ALL WEEKEND, YOU GUYS <3
  • Tags: 2009, amazing, attempts to rule world, draco, draco malfoy-what's your issue?, h/d, happy happy happy, hope, hp, hp canon, hp fandom, it's a circle of love, love, memes, where did all my h/d icons go
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